February 2012
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My NYU-Poly app asks, “If you could spend one day in New York City with a famous inventor, who would you like it to be, where would you go, and why?” I would spend my day and night wingmanning for Leonardo Da Vinci, hitting up all the gay bars we could find in Greenwich Village. 
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holy shit balls if we all get into our top choice colleges, I will be within walking distance (0.7 miles or less) of: my girlfriend my best friend Alex Trader Joe’s <3___<3
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Anonymous asked: What's your top choice and what's your girlfriend's?
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The distance between my top choice college and my girlfriend’s top choice is 0.7 miles. Me gusta.
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“Call me, beep me, if you wanna reach me.”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
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Things to be happy about: 4.0 this semester Harvard, Tufts, and Columbia interviews were awesome sauce girlfriend is as cute as ever Vagina monologues next Thursday Los Campesinos! next Saturday Everyone is Gay on the 22nd Things to not be happy about: financial aid financial aid paying for college wikispaces. everything horrible in the world
Feb 3rd
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 nofuckingfuture replied to your post: Things that make me want to gouge out my… but we’re going to the vagina monologues! think happy thoughts. about vaginas. but clair i hate everything
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Things that make me want to gouge out my eyeballs: Trying to help my parents complete their tax returns before March 1st so that all my financial aid applications can be on time. Financial aid bullshit. Financial aid bullshit for every single school I am applying to.  Financial aid bullshit. Financial aid bullshit. Financial aid bullshit. Financial aid bullshit. Financial aid bullshit. ...
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January 2012
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Me: College apps are submitted! I'm done now!
loljk, interviews
Me: Interviews are over! I'm done now!
loljk, FAFSA
Me: FAFSA is submitted! I'm done now!
loljk, CSS profile
Me: CSS profile is submitted! I'm done now!
loljk, mail in two years of tax returns, W-2s, 1099s and pay stubs
Me: I no longer wish to attend college.
Me: I no longer wish to live.
Jan 30th
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Knockin out college interviews like it’s my job, yo.
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I don’t know what font to use on my Cooper Union application. Like, I feel like that is subconsciously the biggest factor in their admissions decisions.
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